Friday, November 19, 2010
We Have A Mustache Ride Winner!
That's right, Rich "Team Dicky" Dillen has won a mustache ride...from Marty!
Here he comes Dicky...he's on his way to your house...when you get home, Party Marty or one of his prodigiously mustachioed friends will be waiting in your driveway to give you a mustache ride you'll never forget.
Which reminds me of a story....
I was down in Central Square, at Moody's Falafel Palace (awesome) and these two dudes behind me are talking. One tells the other that he likes his jacket. The nicely jacketed guy replies, "Ya, I like this jacket too but it got all fucked up at this casino one time." "Really? What happened?" "I got roofied at the bar by some dude and then the bouncer roughed me up and threw me out, it was nuts."
Nuts is right.
Some bad stuff could have happened to that dude...stuff like what's going to happen to Dicky when Marty shows up with his special delivery.
It was a close race, with just one vote separating Mandy "Queen of SSUSA" Wisell from Rich "King of Watching Transformers 2 More Than Any Other Grown Man" Dillen. Both entries were amazing, as were many of the others.
You know what else is amazing? This:
That's one of the Co2's I lost to TSA on my way to Pisgah in September. Incredibly enough, a friend of mine who works at the airport stumbled upon this package the other day.
Not a joke.
I had listened to Dicky when he told me that the cartridges would be safe in a stainless steel coffee mug...why? Why did I listen to the Dicky? I am going to tell Party Marty to give Dicky a "Medieval Mustache Ride," he'll know what I'm talking about.
Kids bike donation for IBC tomorrow, gotta get up early and act like a grownup.
I probably shouldn't even tell you this but...Monday we're going to talk about "Leg Vaginas."
Not a joke.