Big Bikes will be back Monday. Battered and broken, but back. I still have stories to tell that might never find a home otherwise.
Missed you guys.
Reality came knocking on my door this morning, and before I could answer, reality kicked the door down and proceeded to beat me in the face with a shovel for twenty minutes. Which is my way of saying that things might get a little quiet around here for a while.
Although you might find things a little noisier on Bike Rumor soon.
The above video? It has "I will Refuse" by Pailhead as the soundtrack, a win in my book. Reading the comments below it over on Vimeo isn't too not-funny either —
"So boring to ride on road bike with the brakes through the city. Where is your fixed gears bikes with no brakes?"
One gear on his bike and one year of English in high school.
This is maybe slightly, I say slightly less of a cop-out than yesterday's regurgitated post. Time is tight right now, so all I have to offer today is my little write up about Behind The Barriers over on the Bike Rumors.
Better than nothing? You decide.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).While the above video is pretty inoffensive (because no one thinks people being shot to death is particularly offensive anymore...especially when it's done by chimps in diapers), the video below, however, might be considered offensive by some.- Eddie Izzard
Too hot for Cyclingdirt....
and too time consuming in the making to allow for any analysis, today, of Lance Armstrong Mustache Ride contest entries (tomorrow for that).
See you then.
The new regulation would also require recumbent riders’ shorts to be longer than their beards.
Speaking of faggy sports. I have always been sickened by the Olympic Bobsled. I could not find an image of how these "guys" are piled into the sled but you know they are touching their manly parts to each other's behinds. I almost think this is worse than the Homo bike Nazi's. The Bobsled teams wear that revealing spandex too.
Signs that cycling has been taken over by homers:And I couldn't help myself, I kept on reading:
1. Obsession with Leg Shaving
2. Lycra - official clothing material of mardis gras.
3. Constant Drug scandals - we all know how much homers enjoy their chemical fuelled disco orgies.
4. Most prestigious race is the Tour de France - one of the gayest countries in Europe.
5. Body position while racing - that "bent over" position is reminiscent of other homer activities.
God reminded all of the homosexual cyclists riding in the Tour de France of the errors of their ways by smashing noted German queer cyclist Jens Voigt's face with a what we Scientheists call a Warning Smiting.I was dumbfounded, totally, freaking appalled. And it got worse, a dude called Captain A. Portway linked to a photo of Alberto Contador with the caption:
In a Warning Smiting, the non-believer is not killed outright. God, in His great and loving mercy, only wounds the sinner, giving him a chance to mends his ways.
It is obvious, especially in the super slow motion replay, that the Lord simply nudged the bicycle out from under the sodomite. If He had wanted to kill Mr. Voigt, He would have simply made him ride off the side of the road and plummet to his death. The fact that God only crushed his cheek bones and give him a concussion shows just how merciful He can be.
Some stupid Mexican queer is about to win the Tour de Fags!
Fail The majority of the players in the NFL are Negroes (except for the important positions). Most are on steroids and PCP so tight fitting clothing is of the utmost importance or the Negroes would quickly disrobe each each other with brute strength. That would be a spectacle that NO Christian would watch.After I read that last post, I couldn't take it any more, I threw up my hands and stormed away from the computer, put on a tight denim skinsuit (with a hood and belt loops) and rode off into the night.
The dogpiles and "man on man" that arouse the homofag in you are simply a fight to control the football. Have you studied the game and the importance of maintaining posession of the pigskin?
Patting on the butt is not the homo erotica you want it to be. I've raised a son and often "patted" him on the butt when he disobeyed me. NFL players are criticizing a teammate's play and encouraging them to try harder when they give a firm slap.
Stop reading gayness into an American sport where NONE exists
Nothing I like better than a day of beer (in moderation) watching the spooks fight for the football
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.