Lance Armstrong Mustache Ride For The Roses Finalists: Vote Today!

1.)

This is how we're gonna do the voting, you can do one of two things:

1.) Direct message me on Twitter: @bigbikesthom with the message "Mustache Ride" along with the number of the entry. All entries have a number above the image.

Or

b.) Leave your comment with the number below. You can explain your rationale for your vote if you wanna get all crazy with it.

Above, at top of post:

Jeff Rowe "Wooly Willy"

Not technically a Mustache Ride entry, but worth sharing regardless.

2.)

Michael Eastwood #2 "The Selleck."

"Higgins! No, I am not surfing for porn!"

3.)

20poundskull #1 "Dirt Stache."

The typical Movember move — the unfortunate growing of the stache alone, without the beard.

4.)

Rich Dillen "The Sam Elliott Marathon Man."

"Is it safe?"

"I like your style, Nazi-Dude."

"Well I dig your style too, Marathon Man. Got a whole...Cowboy/Marathon Man thing goin' but...is it FUCKING safe?"

"Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it. Just one thing Nazi-Dude..."

"Was ist los?"

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

5.)

SSUSA Queen Mandy Wisell "Porno Burt Reynolds."

"Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here and..."

6.)

The Original Big Ring "Needle Nose."

A sort of Purloined Letter thing going on here?

7.)

20poundskull #2 "Fer-De-Lance."

I will recycle my joke from yesterday.
What did French-Lance say on the roller-coaster:
"Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

8.)

Michael Eastwood "The Father-in-law."

I don't even know what to say about this one...he just makes me nervous. Infinitely more scary than the next one.

9.)

Charlie Beal "Genghis Khanstrong."

"You like apples? Well, I am going to rip your legs off...I mean, not on the bike, like literally rip them off your body, rape your women, and then divert the course of a river to wash your village away...how you like them apples?"

Get your votes in, the winner will be announced tomorrow. Then the Mustache Ride will be over and we'll be back to business as usual. Well, as usual as it ever is.