Monday, February 15, 2010

Since You Been Gone

Did I forget to mention that I'll be away this week? Don't worry little skippers, I've had Reuters design a...thing, a software thingy, that does...high-tech stuff. It's got algorithms in it or on it (I've always thought that Al Gore should have put out a CD of his favorite songs like Bill Clinton did of his, it could have been called "Al Gore Rhythms." I say I always thought that, because if I said it aloud, people might say: "That joke is stupid and awful." Good thing I didn't say it out loud.). These crazy,, little algorithms will generate blog posts that are almost identical the ones I write, they might even be better.

These auto-posts will likely consist of stories about:

  • Poop

  • Me doing something stupid

  • Bad things happening because I'm stupid

  • Bad things happening to me because I'm stupid and I did something stupid (involving poop).

Those topics are contained in all, if not some of my most popular blog posts.

In reality what I'll be doing for the rest of the week, with the exception of Fat Tuesday, is posting more photos from SSUSA, (which will hopefully have hilarious captions) and writing mini-posts. I'll be back Monday the 22nd with both guns ab-lazing.

We don't end up washing a lot of wine glasses in our dishwasher
(I tend to drink it straight from the bottle).


rick is! said...

awesome idea for holding the bottle covers. I'll have to give that a try.

Nathaniel said...

You use the P word quite a bit...