The Dog Shit on My Homework: A POO Story (Re-Published)

Yesterday I lamented, on the Twittter, that there is too much of talk of cyclocross (in fucking May) and way too little talk of poop on my Twitter feed. It got me thinkin'...when I run into Big Bikes readers out in the real world, they tell me "Ya, your blog pretty much sucked before the Kimbo Slice post, and it has definitely sucked every day since the Kimbo Slice post. I keep coming back in hopes that you'll maybe, just maybe, do something close to that good, but all I am met with is disappointment." Which is awkward. Then they tell me that, next to the Kimbo post, "The Dog Shit On My Homework: A Poo Story," a tale of how I fell in dog poop on my way to class, is the best thing they've seen on the Big Bikes blog here. Yet somehow it does not show up in the top ten most-viewed posts list over on the sidebar there, and that stupid post called "Straight Outta Brompton" does (I'm not even gonna link to it because the post already gets more traffic than it should just because of the fact that it has made the top ten list.) 

I have re-published "The Dog Shit On My Homework: A Poo Story" below in hopes that it will rise up the ranks of best viewed Big Bikes post and grace the top ten list on the sidebar. Being on that list is like being born rich — chances are you're gonna stay that way. 

So here it is BAM!

The Dog Shit on My Homework: A POO Story

Since You Been Gone

Did I forget to mention that I'll be away this week? Don't worry little skippers, I've had Reuters design a...thing, a software thingy, that does...high-tech stuff. It's got algorithms in it or on it (I've always thought that Al Gore should have put out a CD of his favorite songs like Bill Clinton did of his, it could have been called "Al Gore Rhythms." I say I always thought that, because if I said it aloud, people might say: "That joke is stupid and awful." Good thing I didn't say it out loud.). These crazy,, little algorithms will generate blog posts that are almost identical the ones I write, they might even be better.

These auto-posts will likely consist of stories about:

• Poop


• Me doing something stupid


• Bad things happening because I'm stupid


• Bad things happening to me because I'm stupid and I did something stupid (involving poop).
  

Those topics are contained in all, if not some of my most popular blog posts.

In reality what I'll be doing for the rest of the week, with the exception of Fat Tuesday, is posting more photos from SSUSA, (which will hopefully have hilarious captions) and writing mini-posts. I'll be back Monday the 22nd with both guns ab-lazing.

We don't end up washing a lot of wine glasses in our dishwasher
(I tend to drink it straight from the bottle).