Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Ultra Endure Guy II- Hey PEZ Cycling Look At You! (You Sexist Douche Bags)



Finally, the long awaited sequel to the immensely popular and well-viewed Ultra Endure Guy Navigating The Mystery video. As always (always? like the past...one times we've done this) the first person to guess whose blog UEG is really reading gets to choose the next blog he reads. (Did I ever even mention that the last blog UEG read was Willow Koerber's? Did I?) If you're looking to read something today...not that I'm saying you shouldn't watch the video, because it's pretty sweet, but if you're say, at work and can't watch a video with sound, then you could check out the post about the hipster traps in NYC I did over on BikeRumor. It might be the best-viewed post I've done over there, and what's encouraging about that is that it is almost entirely made up. No drooling over useless gadgetry, no "hey look at this $20,000 carbon bike!" Just a bunch of crazy-make-em-uppers and weirdness.

8 comments:

dicky said...

Adam Myerson... he has very nice breasts.

Greg said...

http://www.cycle-smart.com/blog/category/feminism

I googled "Adam Myerson Heteronormative."

zencycle said...

> As always the first person to guess whose blog UEG is really reading gets to choose the next blog he reads.

that's cool, but you kinda gave it away at the end

Colin R said...

I can't handle actual social commentary being read in that voice. I'm so confused.

Chris said...

There's only one guy that can be. I remember reading that blog entry two years ago. Be careful who you mock: he just might tweet you to death! (either that or Janice will come after you: http://www.cycle-smart.com/blog/2009/04/13/new-cycle-smart-coach-janice-c)

Chris said...

Oh, and as an aside, it's astonishing how often Adam Myerson's name comes up in casual conversation, even outside of Massachusetts.

Michael said...

Who know UEG was a Celtics fan!
"fuckin right I said heteronormative" NICE. Spent all day at work waiting to get home to hear that. Drove my wife crazy last night imitating you imitating UEG. THANKS!

Anonymous said...

Show me yer boobs, guy!