What IS My Problem?

 

To the loyal Big Bikes readers, those who show up here regularly to watch me stumble around through life like a little-retarded-lost-lamb, things must seem a touch weird around the site these days, all the changes — contact forms, resume-type-things....it's all part of a plan. And, if you've been paying attention, you know I'm a great fucking planner. What it boils down to is this: I can't justify blogging right now, at least not here. I have been writing a lot over on BikeRumor, and  a lot of what I write there has a Big Bikes vibe to it. Check out the post below for links to some of what I think are my better posts. Of course if you ask your average BikeRumor reader, he'll tell you differently. He'll tell you that the post I did where I put up a photo of a Ti-Independent and wrote "Look...A Ti-Independent" was my best work. The mean-ass comments are tough to get used to as well, maybe more on that later.

My main problem is that I do not have a job and without a job I do not have justification to fuck off and blog or drink beer or ride my bike all day or do anything else that is worth doing really. So Big Bikes readers, your mission is simple: find me a fucking job. Or get one of your rich, CEO type friends to hit the donate button over there in a big way, and I will come back and blog full time.

Am I serious? No. Am I ever serious? No, not really.

But I am serious about not blogging. My time on the internet must be spent either writing BikeRumor posts that I get paid a very small amount for (when I actually get paid at all) or looking for work. 

Got suggestions, ideas, or thoughts? Hit that contact link. And just so you know, the joke that goes "I am going to call you a 'big fat jerk' because that's what it says on the contact link," that's already been done.