tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29631046.post7888688074569992828..comments2023-10-18T12:00:36.746-04:00Comments on Big Bikes: Big Bikeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18303656141935863563noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29631046.post-9454542447959468722009-05-06T13:04:00.000-04:002009-05-06T13:04:00.000-04:00"Your tire went flat because you are a bad person ..."Your tire went flat because you are a bad person and God hates you".<br /><br />Can I use that as the title of a blog post? I'll give you credit of course.zencyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00972746221081909463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29631046.post-4479389556264066962009-05-04T14:02:00.000-04:002009-05-04T14:02:00.000-04:00Here is a thought: on a busy Saturday, wouldn't it...Here is a thought: on a busy Saturday, wouldn't it be cost-effective to just give a pile of tubes to the delinquents you give riding lessons to, and set them up with a booth out in the parking lot? Have a "greeter" head the Magna and Varsity toting suburbanites off at the pass. Sort of pre-screening for the bike shop. Should any of the PITA's infiltrate the "real" inner shop, thwart them with a "priority service line" sort of like first-class on an airline. Give out cards to people who actually buy new bikes and spend money at the shop, allowing them to bypass the f-ups and freeloaders.<br /><br />Or is fixing flats on garage dinosaur bikes lucrative enough to make it worth torturing you in the booth all day?solobreakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10746976531739827476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29631046.post-64984961549254544352009-05-04T14:01:00.000-04:002009-05-04T14:01:00.000-04:00I would have to say that a Nazi Werewolf would def...I would have to say that a Nazi Werewolf would definitely win out over a Nazi Zombie. With equally wicked ideologies, the agile movement and jagged teeth of the werewolf would make quick work of a partially decomposed, lumbering zombie. A Hare Krishna werewolf, on the other hand. . .Sam Rnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29631046.post-19078298016152605332009-05-04T09:51:00.000-04:002009-05-04T09:51:00.000-04:00I thought my tire went flat because I touch myself...I thought my tire went flat because I touch myself at night, so finding out it was actually just God doing it is kind of a relief.Colin Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06289923497258059725noreply@blogger.com